We built a place
to complain — properly.
The internet gave everyone a megaphone and nowhere good to point it. The B*tchfest Assembly is the living room we wished existed: loud, honest, and weirdly kind.
It started as a group chat that got out of hand.
A handful of us kept dragging the same conversations across five apps — venting about work in one, arguing about AI in another, celebrating tiny wins nowhere at all. None of them were built for the messy, human middle of a good disagreement.
So we made one that was. A place where a bad day at work, a spicy hot take, and a genuinely great idea can all live under the same roof — and where the person on the other side of the argument is still a person when the thread ends.
We’re a small team that believes the comment section can be the best part of the internet, not the worst. That’s the whole bet.
It really was just a group chat called Bitch Fest.
Two coworkers turned best friends, one endless thread — gossiping about a whole lot of things. Politics one minute, gas prices the next. Work drama, marital problems, the Netflix queue, and a fair amount of judging people in the workplace.
No topic was off-limits and no take went unchallenged. That little chat became the place we ran to when something happened — good, bad, or petty.
This app is a tribute to that friendship: a room where everyone gets the same messy, honest, loud group chat we always had.
What we believe
Roast the take, never the person
Come for the argument, not the human making it. Heat is welcome. Cruelty is not.
Say it without the spotlight
Anonymous when you need it, yourself when you want it. The best takes shouldn’t cost you your reputation.
An Assembly for every itch
Work drama, hot takes, tiny wins, big ideas — if people want to talk about it, there’s a room for it.
Every side gets the floor
We built Debate Mode so disagreement is a feature, not a fight. Change your mind. Or don’t.