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I came to complain about my boss and left with a book club, a side hustle, and one (1) enemy. 10/10.

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It's the only feed where the comments are better than the post. Genuinely healed my algorithm brain.

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What is an Assembly?
An Assembly is a room for a conversation. Every topic or vibe — Work, Relationships, Hot Takes, Small Wins, and more — has its own Assembly where people vent, debate, brainstorm, and laugh together.
Is The B*tchfest Assembly free to join?
Yes. Joining is free — no credit card and no commitment. Just bring your opinions.
Can I post anonymously?
Yes. Anonymous is a per-post choice: be yourself when your name matters, and post anonymously when it doesn't. You decide every time.
What is Debate Mode?
In Debate Mode two members make their cases and the Assembly votes on the stronger reasoning — not the more popular vibe. Disagreement is a feature, not a fight.
How does Brainstorm Mode work?
In Brainstorm Mode people build on each other's ideas, which can be merged and versioned so the best idea visibly matures. The winning idea becomes the plan.
How do reputation badges work?
Badges recognize how you show up, not how many followers you have — like Great Mentor, Devil’s Advocate, Problem Solver, and Voice of Reason.
Can I create my own Assembly?
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What’s the one house rule?
Roast the take, never the person. Heat is welcome; cruelty is not.
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